“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” (In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.)
If you’re going to believe in deities, stick to the more interesting creations of the human mind. Cthulhu is a definite winner, not to be overlooked in your quest to place your irrational fears, delusions, and confusion into every day practice. Bow down Jesus, Allah, Krishna, and Buddha! You’ve been bested by the creation of an early 20th century fiction writer! Don’t hate the player, hate the game.